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theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

doctorwho:

Happy Easter!

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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  • Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
  • Me: Final seasons.
  • Me: Post-concert depression.
  • Me: When there's no food.
  • Me: Fictional characters dying.
  • Me: Hipster blogs.
  • Me: Crying over bands.
  • Me: When ships aren't canon.
  • Friend: ....
  • Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

najalater:

hmasfatty:

holmesbody:

n-a-blue-box:

arialenelove:

eatingcroutons:

slavaxixkrov:

Request for someone to draw bucky finding his name on the wall of valor

…..and then scratching it out because with everything he’s done since, everything he’s become, he can’t possibly deserve to be there

n-a-blue-box

oh no.

oh nooooo.

i gasped when i saw this.

buckynoooooooooooo

My heart

NO

captainfart:

au where everything is the same except bucky has a ‘you tried’ star on his shoulder

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clonesbians:

tanagarielrunsonduncan:

The way she nods is the cutest thing ever. 

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muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

flaggermousse:

he’ll never live it down

zirastiel:

WHY WONT THEY STOP THIS IS THE THIRD TIME

zirastiel:

WHY WONT THEY STOP THIS IS THE THIRD TIME

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this