I’d like to report a crime…
this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire
this is poetry
avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this
- Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
- Me: Final seasons.
- Me: Post-concert depression.
- Me: When there's no food.
- Me: Fictional characters dying.
- Me: Hipster blogs.
- Me: Crying over bands.
- Me: When ships aren't canon.
- Friend: ....
- Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
- Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
- Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
- Bisexual Person: I like both!
- Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
- Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
- Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
Request for someone to draw bucky finding his name on the wall of valor
…..and then scratching it out because with everything he’s done since, everything he’s become, he can’t possibly deserve to be there
i gasped when i saw this.
au where everything is the same except bucky has a ‘you tried’ star on his shoulder
100% very real certified doctor
the balls enter the vagina when??????
what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking
he’ll never live it down
WHY WONT THEY STOP THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this